How we get to talk without interruption (Or IM Part II)

franksmama:
I'm sitting in the new guest room, just watched Frank run into his room with no pants or undies
tim:
??
franksmama:
from the bathroom
tim:
did he have an accident?
franksmama:
after running home saying he had to poop
tim:
did he come home from school by himself?
franksmama:
so he ran into his room holding his pants with two fingers
extended from his body
he didn't see me
I wonder if he will try to hide them
he's been known to throw poopy undies behind a radiator.
tim:
who is this kid?
franksmama:
yours
we were walking together from school. he threw down his lunchpail and backpack en route
and said he had to poop. I said run home. he
ran up the hill with one hand on his butt.
now I hear him playing something in his room
he's probably forgotten all about it
he was also telling tall tales on the way home
about how he got in trouble
and the whole class got no free play
tim:
so he did not get into trouble?
franksmama:
I don't know
I think his brain was backed up
with
poop
I just asked him why he changed
his pants
he says because he was hot
I said why'd you change your undies?
he gulped and got big eyes
said they were making him hot also
oh well. one more pile of shit to clean. what's new
when are you coming home
to clean up piles
tim:
be there at 5:00
franksmama:
of shit with me?
tim mcguire
just point me at the pile and be positive and I'll do anything you ask
franksmama:
be positive?!
can you write me a script so I know how to do that?
tim:
sure: instead of : " you never clean up anything, so how about cleaning up this pile of shit"
you could say, " Hey, you are so good at cleaning that I Saved this pile of shit for you"
franksmama: okay, thanks. I'll try that.